never ending list of favorite males → matt bomer
(Source: bomerandersons)
- in my history class today
- some girl: i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously
- me: sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell
here’s my number, so please oh god don’t call i hate talking on the phone send me a text if you need me and don’t get mad if it takes me a few hours to respond maybe
(Source: rural-jurors)
THIS IS BRILLIANT
OMG THIS.
HAHAHAHA
(Source: the-left-lane-is-for-passing)
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
This is officially my new excuse for everything
that’s what i’ll say in the end of my diploma speech
“Now if you excuse me, I have to destroy
Jotunheimmidgarian ovaries”
(Source: astrolungs)
When people interrupt me while I’m reading
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
(Source: infamoushogwartsjaguar)
When I have kids, I’m going to force them to take art and writing classes all through their childhood, and when they ask me why, I’ll say
“Trust me, some day you’re gonna be a total nerd, and if you can’t doodle or drabble, you’ll be just a sad lurker like me. NOW MAKE THIS FAMILY PROUD!”
u-ok:
u kno how clouds just float around and do nothing I want to be a cloud
nkfr:
So my brother emailed me this picture with the caption “Now WHO could they have had to deal with to make this law….”
but she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts
she’s cheer captain and i wear t-shirts
dreaming bout the day when you wear t-shirts
what you’re lookin for has been t-shirtsomg no my acapella group did this and the soloist forgot the words one time and it pretty much went exactly like this
(Tom I’m assuming college acapella group because SVE never did this song)
but I laughed way too hard at this omg
i wonder how much money we would need to raise to buy Kurt and Blaine’s characters and get them their own show
i think we could manage it
So, it’s confirmed that Blaine is actually five years old.
EXCUSE YOU, HE’S FIVE AND A HALF AND CAN PAY HIS OWN RENT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
In thirty years we’ll all be saying “remember when people used the internet?” and then we’ll laugh and laser beams will shoot out of our mouths
